May 2013
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a few years ago…i was hanging out behind this bar after playing a show…complaining to my then gf about this arthritis problem i was having with my pinkie finger. this old hippie dude says…”hey, man…i didn’t mean to eavesdrop but i can tell you how to get rid of that pain in your finger. you need to sleep with that finger inside of your lady’s vagina,...
pretty sure i could eat a cat turd if it was smothered in that bomb-ass annie’s goddess dressing! <3
my right index finger is commonly referred to as “the pleaser”
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if you are a person who has reached adult age… and you dismiss potential relationships solely based on the other person’s numerical age…you’re not looking for real love. you’re looking for something else…something that will please your friends…and your mom…. and you can have all o’ that. srsly.
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